The Super Bowl is upon us and once again, snacking takes it’s spot as the second most important item of the day (Commercials and Football being first and third, respectfully). For anyone considering using a Soy or Tofu substitute for their meaty Game Day snacks, two direct relationships should be noted:
- The degree to how ‘real’ the meat product is, is inversely proportional to how well a substitute can be manufactured (i.e., hot dogs made of meat have as much ‘real’ meat in them as tofu dogs, where as tofu bacon might as well be a smoked fruit roll-up)
- The amount of passion one has towards meat is directly proportional to one’s level of doucheiness.
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